Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes has 60 ratings and 2 reviews. Lauraloves said: I downloaded this book back in as I am a huge fan of the. AND THE CHAMBER OF CHEESECAKES This is a preview of Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes. It contains the first six chapters. A hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series. In this farce the Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with.

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Ron knew instinctively the situation was all wrong. He was a true friend and would miss Harry all year. Gildersneeze Farthard was out of St. He seriously doubted that Azcabanana Prison could be any worse than living with the Dirtleys. Ron and Hermione argued about anything and everything.

He would most likely attempt to exact some form of retribution as revenge on Ron, Hermione, Neville, Looney, and Ginny. The engineers couldn’t just protect the entrance to Platform with an illusionary wall, or some muddle might come along, and accidentally lean against the wall, only to find out there really wasn’t one.

He had no scruples about killing a child. Hermione, Ginny, and Suzanne all followed his gaze. An awful lot of them start a sentence that begins, “What the However, no one knew that Farthard was in fact stealing other people’s incredible adventures for years, and was really a coward at heart.


Carla rated it did not like it Apr 21, The Dirtleys cheesecaes want Harry in their home, and resented his intrusion in their lives. Oh, you mean Nemoy?

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He doubted it had been used since. He hadn’t seen her since school let out. He knew that others would start calling Hermione his girlfriend, probably later chesecakes day. Do not read this book.

Binky crawled out of the bushes holding the launcher right in front of her master, Bartimous Grouch, Arthur Cheesley, Caramelly Fudge, Harry and two Auditors. Harry knew his real enemy, Moldyfart, had only begun to fight, and would be at the crux of any conspiracy to kill him.

O’Donnell All rights reserved. He couldn’t think of a time he had said something and meant it more. Harry, of course, could never be a Perfect; lf broke all the rules. And try not to think about what will uarry if you make a math mistake.

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He had informed Uncle Vermin the day before of his intention to see his friends off at Victoria Station. Their job was to keep the other kids from running in the hall, fighting in the hall, smoking in the halls, kissing in the halls, or starting food fights in the Great Eatery.


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Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes

Putted Harry and Ron didn’t join that one, and they didn’t even have elven servants. Neville Largebottom and Looney Luvnoodle were both instrumental in helping Harry last spring.

Learning is exciting enough without adding his dramatics, —OOH, look at me, the Fart Lord is after me, he wants to kill me. Thus, Bobby was greatly respected among ptter Free- Elves, and his opinion was highly sought after, especially regarding matters of good taste, particularly regarding clothing.

Ron’s ears were ringing.

One ninja was twirling nunchucks, the other drawing knives. There must be some mistake!