Sicko “Marriage Contract” One For The Ages. Repulsive “Wifely Expectations” pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case. FEBRUARY This country. Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. Get a constantly updating feed of breaking news, fun stories, pics, memes, and videos just. The case gained national attention because Frey had a “Contract of Wifely Expectations,” which contained rules for how his wife should dress.

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Nov 11, Messages: Hauling wood, butchering the cattle, and hand feeding the wombat are mistakenly missing from this contract. We were actually sober at the time – nobody believes us about that part though. Your name or email address: And as indicated above your post, I had already searched because I dont like to repost. After she fetches the beer, naturally. Something along the lines of “Pinkcup will not be held liable for any damages to property, person, or vehicle resulting from a deviation from this clause.

Search for wife contract. He refused to read them out at the ceremony though. I found our wedding vows the other day. Now it makes sense!

He was sentenced to ten years on the sex abuse charge. In breach is where things get fun. Yes, my password is: What I wigely think would be interesting is a clause to say that if a party doesn’t live up to the minimums they’ve bound themselves to, the other party can source those needs outside the relationship if they want to.

I politely declined, but the contract was awesome. Something tells me this guy is a lawyer.


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The celebrant let us write our own. Dec 8, Messages: Oh, shit, I don’t actually have one. Lots of perverts have ‘Slave Contracts’ wlfely read a lot like this. Any applications of lube to myself, you or any object, will be done by you. The one who draws up such a contract, or the one who signs it?

Prosecutors dropped state charges because federal charges will be filed. Alternatively, you could bargain breaches off against each other you know, what happens everywhere anyway. A jury of 11 men and one woman found him guilty of third-degree sex abuse and domestic assault.

Obviously, this one reeks of depravity and all sorts of mental health issues. Defense attorneys said the case was one of “he said-she said,” and that Frey’s having pictures and a contract did not prove the charges against him.

Also, I see marriage breakdowns all the time. He vows to never ask for a blowjob, but to wait until I have had my evening cocktail and let it happen He vows to mix me that evening cocktail He vows to occasionally revert to his original Texan accent He vows to let our children be wild monkeys who climb trees and get into trouble as long as they don’t have sex until they are at least 17 We are obviously two very lonely people with no lives.

The woman’s supposed to sign the contract? Rotate image Save Cancel. Say something like points for doing chores which can be redeemed for various benefits. Except instead of being a creepy, weird document that seems fixated on Auntie Flo’s monthly visit, we were considering a more wholesome angle. He said he asked to tie her up, but did not after she refused. Although no “contract” was involved, the most public incident that some of you guys might remember was the U.


Where angels never dare. Wish I’d kept a copy. Of course, if the non-breaching party were to do so that could raise some serious issues for the longevity of the marriage. Maybe it’s the graphic designer dork in me, but I was diggin’ the ‘fucking wood nymphs’ decorative font there.

Apparently the celebrant still like 6 years later uses these as an example when people ask what they can have in their vows don’t believe him when he says they can have anything they want. As for me, at this point, I’d be satisfied with a “quit your bitching” clause in my marriage contract.

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Contrxct isn’t what it used to be, from what I can see. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey’s wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. Wish I had included that one in my prenup.

I love the section of the contract for Fellatio, Intercourse and other sex acts: Please post link to original post epxectations. I believe don’t really change for the most part, they just stop acting the exception being some earth shattering event.