Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. The complete series list for – Bloodsucking Fiends Christopher Moore. Series reading order, cover art, synopsis, sequels, reviews, awards, publishing history. Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. Christopher Moore, Author Simon & Schuster $ (0p) ISBN Tweet. More By and About This Author.

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Needless to christophee living with five men who look on you as the golden prize becomes a little uncomfortable. Trivia About Bloodsucking Fien He quickly becomes proficient at the sport being perfected by graveyard shifts at supermarkets all over America Media reporter, reviewer, producer, guest booker, blogger.

There were funny moments. I can’t say too much more without spoiling it for you, except that you should watch out for the turtles.

View the Lesson Plans. It’s hilarious and casual, and not by any means a proper quality novel. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. The crowd easily tripled the normal quantity of attendees for that sort of event. Jody tells Tommy that the vampire must die and sends him off to hunt mooore killer.

The next morning, afraid that Jody will leave chrisfopher, Tommy electroplates both of them in brass. It is different to any other vampire story that you have read, or will ever read, unless somebody plagiarises Moore. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door Just what I needed after the heavy and serious book I read right before christophsr.

Jul 08, Cyndi rated it really liked it. Once Tommy finds out Jody’s little secret, he cannot resist getting every book on vampires out of the library and checking to see what is true and untrue about vampires.

The characters where a blast even down to the two dogs and the cranky cops.


Thomas Flood, a night manager at a grocery store, and makes him her minion. Inheriting a humanism from his love of John Steinbeck and a sense of the absurd from Kurt Vonnegut, Moore is a best-selling author with major cult status.

His humor is consistently rather broad, he has the demeanor of a elementary school I saw Christopher Moore give a talk at the Tattered Cover recently, and having only read Fluke, I didn’t really grasp the nature of his audience. Retrieved from ” https: He flees to San Francisco to “starve in the city. Tommy gathers his employees on the Marina Safeway night shift, and with the help of the homeless Emperor of San Francisco, they track the vampire blooduscking a yacht anchored off the coast.

I discovered Christopher Moore him about two years ago, and since then I’m pretty sure I’ve either read or listened to everything he’s written. Excellent book, lots of fun! B,oodsucking first I thought the Emperor might be how the Vampire refers to himself.

Yet, I always bloodsukcing up with lame excuses. Life, unfortunately, for Thomas can not all be about sex. Bloodsuckkng was that good!

BLOODSUCKING FIENDS by Christopher Moore | Kirkus Reviews

Bloodsucking Fiends from BookRags. Every summer my amazing library has a summer reading contest. She realizes her life has turned upside down, and meets a young man Tommy she thought she could use fienfs her little slave to do her bidding during the day. Thomas Flood fits in. Read more from the Study Guide. As I started reading, I realized that this was not your average vampire story. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

I may very well have. Jan 01, Mercutio rated it did not like it. Ma passiamo al romanzo. Many people I overheard at the Moore signing seemed very proud of themselves for being into such a different writer, despite the crowd attesting to it being kinda sorta maybe just a little mainstream. Meanwhile, Jody learns to adapt to her new condition while trying to avoid being framed for murder by the vampire who created her.


The writing style is utterly basically, almost leaden, but he maintains an excitement about the premise that damned infectious. By the point in the book where he considered having sex with his vampire girlfriend while she was asleep, knowing she wouldn’t wake up because vampire, was the end of any chance for me to like that bag of neurotic dicks. By clicking on “Submit” you agree that you have read and agree to the Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. And Tommy, who’s struck by her beauty and vampirish panache, is an all-too-willing victim.


This is a light, kind of trashy adult vampire novel. Tommy is the leader of a gang of oddball supermarket shelf-stackers. Moore has fun with the whole vampire thing, which brings me to another thing I liked about the book. From the five Bloodsuckiing who want to marry Tommy for their American citizenship, Scott and Zelda the turtles that Tommy saved from fienss dinner, Jody’s mother, the Emperor of San Francisco, the Animals at Safeway, the police homicide detectives, even the elusive vampire sire, all meld together in a funny, sometimes hysterical story.

When he meets Jody and she seems to find bloodsuciing totally irresistible he can not believe his luck. A sex-Renfield, if you will. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Views Read Edit View history.

I’ve either got to start throwing out L’eggs eggs or get a tan on my legs and quit wearing nylons. I know Moore is capable of, well, more. It’s not going to hold up for, say, my year-old stepdaughter who likes Home Alone 3 better than the original movie.